Alert the guests, your kitchen is about to be the best stocked newlywed kitchen of all time 🥘.
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1. A dual breakfast sandwich maker because 1) it's a great way to motivate you to actually eat breakfast 2) your spouse will also want one once they smell yours.
2. A sous vide precision cooker with Wi-Fi so you can monitor the food via an app from the couch on movie night.
3. A vacuum sealer perfect for sous vide cooking and keeping large amounts of food fresh for a long, long time, so there's less arguing about whose turn it is to food shop.
4. A trusty food processor to do all the slicing and dicing for you...plus any shredding, crinkling, mincing, or pureeing. It's got you covered from hummus to peanut butter to pesto.
5. A 5-in-1 utensil appropriately named the "Uni-tool," because it can serve as a slotted spoon, turner, solid spoon, spatula, and cutting tool all in one!
6. A coffee machine with a built-in frother that'll make a variety of drinks, from an iced coffee to a latte. You'll get all the personalized options for you and your spouse, without having to shell out triple figures for an espresso machine.
7. A surprisingly versatile waffle maker for whipping up your fave brunch foods at home like Leslie Knope and Ben.
8. An electric kettle that'll look amazing on your countertop when people come over for tea and to see the wedding photos.
9. A bread machine for making a fresh loaf right at home, so you can be that couple whose place always smells like something good is cooking. It even has a gluten-free setting!
10. A knife-sharpener to rejuvenate even the dullest of blades.
11. An 8-in-1 kitchen tool just may make cooking together way easier.
12. An old-fashioned hot chocolate maker that'll warm up solid chocolate with milk until it becomes a drinkable treat for the one you love.
13. An egg cooker for making six hard-boiled, soft-boiled, or poached eggs in under 10 minutes. You can even use it to cook an omelet!
14. A cold-brew maker to please even the most discerning coffee addicts.
15. A 5-in-1 countertop cooker that'll grill burger patties, press paninis, fry bacon, and cook pancakes. So basically, it covers 90% of Newlywed needs.
16. An electric can-opener perfect for couples who were burned one too many times by a manual can-opener or a pull-tab.
17. A multi-function chopping board with a meat grip on one side and an angled cutting surface designed to catch any juices or crumbs, so cleaning up dinner is less of a chore.
18. An ultra-slim kitchen scale with an easy-to-clean touchscreen surface for following each recipe as precisely as possible for your Type A spouse.
19. A good old-fashioned pie bird your grandma probably uses and so should you. It'll 1) prevent the filling from boiling over and creating a mess in the oven, 2) distribute moisture so the bottom doesn't get soggy, and 3) ensure the top crust cooks evenly without splitting.
20. A digital food thermometer so your in-laws can't complain the chicken is undercooked. This one gives an instant temperature read!
21. An electric citrus juicer so you can both start the day with a cup of fresh-squeezed OJ. It zaps ALL the juice out of each fruit and lets you control how much pulp gets left in.
22. A quiet and efficient electric coffee grinder with a removable grinding cup for easy pouring and clean up — which means it's manageable to make coffee for two in your half-awake state at 7 a.m. in the morning.
23. A crepe maker because let's face it — just because you're married doesn't mean you wouldn't eat Nutella crepes every day if you could. And now you can.
24. A five-blade spiralizer for exploring the healthy and delicious world of veggie pastas.
25. A juice-extractor because making daily visits to the local juice shop is just not financially feasible ATM.
26. A cool gadget that'll turn freshly brewed hot coffee (or any non-carbonated drink, such as wine) into an iced one in a matter of minutes — without watering it down.
27. An old-fashioned food mill perfect for making sauces, jams, or mashed potatoes because it catches all the seeds and peels, leaving only a smooth puree. (That's probably the one thing your food processor can't do.)
28. A cordless electric wine opener so you can get a bottle of red uncorked in just a few seconds and have a romantic night in.
This wine opener comes with a foil cutter!
Get it from Walmart for $22.14.
29. A frozen yogurt and ice cream maker to serve up a homemade scoop that'll rival Ben & Jerry's.
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The best part is you get to decide what ingredients are used. For example, you can substitute sugar for maple syrup!
Promising review: "This is the only way we eat ice cream anymore! The ice cream just tastes better, it's simple and creamy. The recipes are easy to make, and the machine is easy to use, which is perfect for kids. The machine is easily cleaned, and I would highly suggest reading the manual fully before using. I thought I could skip reading the manual, but it had some helpful hints and tips for using the machine. For example, freeze the base and mixing blade at least overnight and keep the ice cream mixture in the fridge at least overnight. The colder all of these things are the better it mixes. The recipes are easy to personalize as well. My husband like butterfingers, my youngest likes cookies and cream, and my oldest likes plain vanilla. Once you cut up the extras (candies) just throw them in the mixer towards the end, and it's like a blizzard." –LoveLife
Get it from Walmart for $59.95.
30. A pair of bear claws for tearing BBQ meat to shreds. You could use forks, but what's the fun in that?
Jet
Get them from Jet for $12.95.
31. A hand blender that's just as powerful as a full-sized version but doesn't take up valuable counter space. Plus, it's super easy to clean up.
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32. A mini stand mixer 100% worth the ~dough~. Your home will become holiday cookie bake zone in no time with this kitchen helper.
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The Artisan Mini tilt-head stand mixer makes up to five dozen cookies in a single batch! The mixer comes with a coated flat beater, a coated dough hook, a wire whip, and a pouring shield.
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Get it from Walmart for for $259.
33. And an almighty Instant Pot, which does just about anything you want it to. It's a pressure cooker, slow cooker, rice cooker, steamer, sauté pan, yogurt maker, and food warmer all rolled into one nifty appliance.
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Having dinner ready and waiting at home has never been easier.
Promising review: "This is the most versatile kitchen appliance I have ever owned. It wasn't the plan, but now I use it every day. I set it up at night to have (quietly) cooked breakfast grains waiting for me when I awake. Then set it up to cook my dinner while I'm out. There are online recipes, blogs, user discussions, etc. that you can make use of. Overall, I think the presets are fun to use but are more than the typical user needs. The manual setting alone would do. The rice setting cooks rice perfectly, and can be used to cook other grains such as millet, as well. I've owned other traditional pressure cookers with the hissy rockers and fussy seals, this is so much better than those." –ExceptionallyLongNickname
Get the six-quart size from Walmart for $79.
Do a happy dance in your well-stocked kitchen!
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